Our God has an awesome bod
He trains in Heaven above
With forearms the ladies all love
Our God has an awesome bod

Well, He rips His robes when He flexes His guns
(Our God has an awesome Bod)
There's thunder in His biceps and iron in His buns
(Our God has an awesome Bod)
And the Lord didn't mean it when He flooded us with water
That was just the sweat from His washboard abs
Hell's got fire, but God is frickin' hotter
(Our God has an awesome Bod)

I said Our God has an awesome Bod
He shaves His waist and above
His Spanx fit Him like a glove
Our God has an awesome Bod

And when our God was shirtless in the void of the night
(Our God has an awesome Bod)
He oiled His pecs and created the light
(Our God has an awesome Bod)
He takes His bath with salts made from Sodom
He'll carry His cross to the CrossFit gym
So lift up your towel, and slap Him on the bottom
'Cause our God has an awesome bod

Our God has an awesome bod
He'll dunk a planet on you
He's got a Jesus tattoo
Our God has an awesome Bod

Lord, Heavenly Father, in your name we lift up our hearts
Just as you lift up your mighty barbells
Spritzing your celestial bench with a sheen of holy sweat
And when I walked beside you on the beach
And I saw only one set of footprints
I know it was because it was then that you carried me
Squat-pressing my frail boy body into the cosmos

Our God has an awesome bod
He moves the Earth with His hips
And carves the rocks with His nips
Our God has an awesome bod
(He's ripped from His neck to quad)
Our God has an awesome bod